It's Me when I was in sixth grade

How to contact me

I work like a dog. My schedule makes it difficult to catch me these days.

Best way to get in touch is through LinkedIn or Plaxo. To the embarrassment of my children I'm on Facebook too.

Barring that, send me an email. I'll get back to you, as long as you aren't trying to sell me "herbal enhancements" or offering to make me rich if only I'll help the family of a dead foreign official get a bunch of money out of a Swiss bank account.

You can also leave a message on my GoogleVoice number below, although I reserve the right to post any and all messages left there that strike me as worthy of mockery.

I make no promises on how quickly voicemail or email will be returned. I get a ton of spam (voice and email).

You've been warned.


GoogleVoice: (817) 727-4841
eFax: (208) 988-8209
E-mail:

New! Get email updates

Interested my art and want to get occasional email updates about it? Send me an email and I'll add you to my mailing list. You'll get an email whenever I add new images to my blog or if I've got any work on public display, or other news related to my art.

Heard all you want to about my little ego trip? Just send me another email and I'll take you off the list -- easy as that!

And no, I won't be sending you anything about "herbal enhancements."

I've got a page about the various ways to keep up on Ralph Art news (including news about my art), if you are so inclined to do so.